disparateyouth:

is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation               .

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stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

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butt-grab:

so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions

and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD

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karkatosexual:

if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i

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towritepoems:

my chemistry teacher calls babies “fresh humans”

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maeveonnaise:

so i was watching the rugrats movie for the first time in like 10 years and

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Wonder Woman is there to kick ass not give you a boner
favorite response to some dude saying the Wonder Woman costume isn’t sexy enough on Facebook (via agentturner)

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"Don’t even think about it"

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