skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

(via ashmabe)

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(via thatgirlwiththegryffindorbag)

pajameys:

I googled cramps on side of foot and google suggested I cut off my toe

pajameys:

I googled cramps on side of foot and google suggested I cut off my toe

(via ambermaberry)

(Source: hoppusfarm, via lafemmecasanova)

(Source: eaeger, via dickollo)

wishingondisney:

STILL THE FUNNIEST THING EVER 

(Source: 42g33ks, via butternootsquash)

I'm clueless as to
what I'm
doing